I've just obtained a copy of President Bush's final State of the Union address that will be delivered later today. Here follows the transcript:
Ladies and Gentelmen of the Congress, distinguished guests, and citizens of the United States of America...
The State of the Union is screwed.
I'm sorry for making such a mess of things the past seven years. Hopefully, my precedessor will do better.
Thank you. Goodnight. And God bless America.