Monday, January 28, 2008

Breaking news from the White House

I've just obtained a copy of President Bush's final State of the Union address that will be delivered later today. Here follows the transcript:


Ladies and Gentelmen of the Congress, distinguished guests, and citizens of the United States of America...

The State of the Union is screwed.

I'm sorry for making such a mess of things the past seven years. Hopefully, my precedessor will do better.

Thank you. Goodnight. And God bless America.

1 comment:

Mike McLellan, D. Min. said...

He said, "I've done a great job, especially waging a war. The congress did not help me to do jack.
I am delusional."