Remember, it's all about me

If you want to see a real Master of Ceremonies do work, head to Wicklund School in Mountain House tonight at 7 p.m.

The political forum moderated by yours truly promises to be the most heart-pounding, faint-inducing, tear-jerking performance by a true MC since Einstein's Theory of Relativity.

(It's also your one and only chance to personally quiz and question, at the same place at the same time, all of the candidates vying for a seat on what would be the very first Lammersville Unified School District board of trustees, which would lay the foundation for the education in the community of Mountain House for decades to come.)

But remember, it's all about me.