At least for the next 12 hours, the hottest ticket in Tracy is to the State of the City address, the mayor's annual recap of the year that was and chance to pitch policies for the year ahead.
Entry to the show of political theater costs $15 — which strikes me as more than a tiny bit un-democratic.
But for the bargain price of $10, I'll scalp you a ticket. Just find me at the Grand Theatre right before the speaking starts — I'll be the guy cramming danishes into the pockets of his overcoat.
(Just kidding. Ask me for a freebie — if I still have an extra, you can have it.)