Running the Voice show for Cheri Matthews the past couple weeks, I've been getting bombarded with Letters to the Editor. Here's one clever entry that might not make it to the paper, but still deserves to be published somewhere:
Buy one, get one free;
What will the government do for me?
Is this the way of society?
Goodbye freedom and liberty.
~ Deborah Vergara, Tracy
Rhythmic, catchy, and downright cryptic.
I love it.